Life it seems, will fade away
Drifting further every day
Getting lost within myself
Nothing matters no one else
I have lost the will to live
Simply nothing more to give
There is nothing more for me
Need the end to set me free

Things are not what they used to be
Missing one inside of me
Deathly lost, this cant be real
Cannot stand this hell I feel
Emptiness is filling me
To the point of agony
Growing darkness taking dawn
I was me, but now hes gone

No one but me can save myself, but its too late
Now I cant think, think why I should even try

Yesterday seems as though it never existed
Death greets me warm, now I will just say good-bye

looking gay on the bike sucker

another few pics of the movie..

this guy looks kewl, the one the middle

johnny guy looks much better with da skull

who ho ho kewllio!!!

People usually ask obvious situations and some equally stupid answers for
those:

1.At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends…
Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Don’t u know I sell tickets in black over here.

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on
your feet…
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia. Why don’t you try
again?

3. At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask…
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the “Paneer Butter Masala” dish good?
Answer: No, it’s terrible and made of adulterated cement. We
occasionally also spit on it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years.
Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Answer: Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask…
Stupid Question: Is the guy you’re marrying well?
Answer: No, he’s a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout…it’s
just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…
Stupid Question: Sorry. Were you sleeping?
Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. And you thought I was sleeping…. You dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I’m shedding.

9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: No it won’t. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…
Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke.
Answer: Gosh, it’s a miracle ……………………it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!

These are the 3 things you should probably have if you want a girl friend in Male’

1. A Phone - To call her every now and then. To set the date or arrange the place of the date. To be on time. To be there for her when ever she is in need. Send text messages picture messages to her. To take pictures of both of you together (or her pictures mostly) To play music when she feels bored. Send her credit if she’s got a pre-paid from your post paid.

2. A Vehicle – A motor cycle. Or a car is more preferable. To take her to the office and bring her home. To take her for a coffee or a dinner. To take her for a ride late at night. Roam around male for two to three times on Bodu Thakurufaanu Magu. Basically to be her taxi driver.

3. Money – Obviously one of the most important thing you got to have if you want a girl friend here in Male’. To impress her and make her go out with you. To buy her presents on birthdays anniversaries and other special occasions. To pay for the coffee, the lunch or the dinner. To pay for the holiday trip to a resort or a foreign country. All in all money will be a part of everything you do with her.

You might survive with a girl friend if you have one or two things mentioned above. But if you do not have any of these three things mentioned above, don’t even dream about having a girl friend here in Male’……!!!! OR WAIT… until their mind evolve to want something you’ve got. (might be something sane next time)

So its like….

Before
Social respect, higher social ranking, high class people like “beyfulhun” “ganduvaru therey saahibun” “fandithaverin” “valeeverin” and “all those shit” Or people who have houses, a fishing boat or people who have a lot of coconut palms maybe.

Now
A car or a motor cycle. An expensive phone. A lot of money.

Later
Maybe more educated people. Degree holders. Phd holders. Professionals. Creative people. Intellectual people. Innovative people. People with a better understanding and a higher IQ level. Or might it not be the chance for a free thinker like me?

source: bb’s blog

what the fuck?

The technology makes it possible to send and receive a large number of odours through e-mail. The user has to attach a special scent device to his computer. This device contains 20 aromas that, while mixed properly, can produce about sixty scents.

The sender will have to send a code along with the e-mail to attach a special odour to it. The scent divice translates this code into a special smell that will be spread all around the computer.

Think about it! The scent of fresh bread while doing your online shopping or a relaxing aromatherapy.

The scent device can easily be connected through on of your serial ports on your computer. The hardware can be bought for the price of 250 British pounds.

The teacher asked three teenagers to provide sperm samples (in other words: masturbate) so the class could study sperm under the microscope.

One of the students told his parents about the incident. His shocked parents immediately notified the police.

A spokesman for the police said: “It is a disrespectful and bizarre thing to ask a student, we are all horrified.”

The school, located in Campo Grande, Rio de Janeiro, says it’s equally appalled by the biology teacher’s behaviour.